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Once again I have breaking news.
Unbelievable as it seems, I have learned that in a report of undisclosed origin it has been revealed that aliens have either escaped or been allowed to leave Area 51 to seek suitable locations for Gateway Housing. Gateway Housing is described as the initial residential component of Operation Infiltration, the program designed to allow aliens enter and infiltrate into human society.
Information leaked from the office of the unidentified Program Director indicates that HG Agents claim they have identified an acceptable site in Newtonville MA. The site is a new building project, billed as a Transit Oriented Development, located at a windswept, handicapped inaccessible, senior unfriendly, uninviting transit stop, the antithesis of TOD objectives.
Located outside of Boston, Newton is 2,700 miles from Area 51. Self described as a City of Villages, the community is culturally, educationally and financially up scale. It is inhabited by a population that refuses to acknowledge the existence of Area 51. It will provide a perfect nexus for OI participants, as the program expands, first throughout the continent, then throughout the world.
It is expected that, even if discovered, Newton would welcome the aliens, if for no other reason than to confirm their commitment to diversity, provided the aliens do not attempt to settle in other Newton villages in large numbers and as long as they do not require the use of large, 5 story, apartment blocks.
In an unrelated news report it has been claimed that Area 51 Aliens have secretly attacked government officials and the HAAC’s [Housing At All Costs proponents] in Newton, MA and altered their brain patterns, thereby making it impossible for them to distinguish distortions of architectural/development jargon, particularly when coupled with phrases such as Transit Oriented, Typologies, Housing, Walkability and Diversity.
Even as I re-read the above, I find it hard to believe such a huge coverup can be carried out in 2016.
Peter F. Harrington
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